I am really pondering what Santa has in his bag of presents for me this year. I asked him nicely the other night if he would kindly ensure that I am dept free. I figure that is a good enough gift this year. He sorta snickered a bit when I asked, and I would believe it is because he knows my debt load. I am not sure if $300,000 + dollars can fit in his bag. I would certainly feel bad for the reindeer who had to lug that around all across the world before dropping the money down my chimney.
Oh wait, I forgot...I don't have a chimney. I figure we will buy the "fire" DVD and hopefully he can come through the TV. screen. Man that's a good idea!
Well honestly, I have no idea this year what Santa has in store for me. Most years I pretty much know and act surprised on Christmas Day. The hardest thing is I know exactly where Jamie (wait...Santa) has them stashed but I can't bring myself to look. I think it is because for once I will "truly" be surprised on Christmas Day.
P.S. Santa, if you can't give me the gift of debt free than I would really like a cordless power drill!!! That way I can hang the blind my wife would like me to buy and hang!
On a final note I would like to Wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. And if you don't get what you were wanting for Christmas...give Santa a big kick in the ass!
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